you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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