so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
