Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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