Umm I'm too high to move.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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