There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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