I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize