Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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