just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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