spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
