do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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