mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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