But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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