4 words: hood of his car
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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