He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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