I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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