Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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