The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize