Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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