if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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