SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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