Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
