Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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