If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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