Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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