Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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