idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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Do I have a choice?
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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