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So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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