Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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