Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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