my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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