if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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