fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
