So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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