Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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