Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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