i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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