A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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