problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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