yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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