just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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