i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize