she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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