Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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