my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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