At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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