Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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