have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You're like the curious george of whores
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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