Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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