Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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