I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Randomize
