smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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