summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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