so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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